OH DEAR LORD!

Hi i'm Lucy and I like Patrick Stump, funny posts, and of other random stuff

crimewave420:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

ok but imagine your crush actually being a sweet ass monster truck with flame decals

(Source: dangergays, via comedysexgod)

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: winter-soldier, via succeeding)

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via snorlaxatives)